Pink Cat Judging You
She’s not sure where you’ve been or why you smell like dog (again) and she’s really just not in the mood for your psspsspssing trying to cover it up, you let it lick your hands and then you come home trying to pet me with that same paw. This is embarrassing, leave me alone until you no longer smell like the canine traitor you so clearly are. Refresh my water while you’re at it
8 ounces, matte exterior and glossy in, hand wash, microwave safe
Discount due to white scuffs and one salt-induced white patch on the back (non-functional flaws just not ‘right’)
She’s not sure where you’ve been or why you smell like dog (again) and she’s really just not in the mood for your psspsspssing trying to cover it up, you let it lick your hands and then you come home trying to pet me with that same paw. This is embarrassing, leave me alone until you no longer smell like the canine traitor you so clearly are. Refresh my water while you’re at it
8 ounces, matte exterior and glossy in, hand wash, microwave safe
Discount due to white scuffs and one salt-induced white patch on the back (non-functional flaws just not ‘right’)
She’s not sure where you’ve been or why you smell like dog (again) and she’s really just not in the mood for your psspsspssing trying to cover it up, you let it lick your hands and then you come home trying to pet me with that same paw. This is embarrassing, leave me alone until you no longer smell like the canine traitor you so clearly are. Refresh my water while you’re at it
8 ounces, matte exterior and glossy in, hand wash, microwave safe
Discount due to white scuffs and one salt-induced white patch on the back (non-functional flaws just not ‘right’)